THERE'S AN OLD LEGEND ABOUT A MAGICAL NIGHT. WHEN A MYSTICAL BEING CROSSES THE SKY SPREADING GIFTS. SPECIAL GIFTS. FREEDOM GIFTS. AND THE WORLD THEN UNDERSTANDS THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT CARING, AND SHARING, AND HELPING. AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. C'MON, SANTA! I ASKED YOU FOR A NEW LAWYER AND I GOT THIS?! WELL, MAYBE NOT EVERYBODY. MERRY CHRISTMAS!