THERE'S AN OLD LEGEND ABOUT A MAGICAL NIGHT.

WHEN A MYSTICAL BEING CROSSES THE SKY SPREADING GIFTS.

SPECIAL GIFTS. FREEDOM GIFTS.

AND THE WORLD THEN UNDERSTANDS THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT CARING, AND SHARING, AND HELPING.

AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

C'MON, SANTA! I ASKED YOU FOR A NEW LAWYER AND I GOT THIS?!

WELL, MAYBE NOT EVERYBODY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!