issue172:jeux_ubuntu
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issue172:jeux_ubuntu [2021/08/30 10:27] – auntiee | issue172:jeux_ubuntu [2021/08/31 07:37] (Version actuelle) – d52fr | ||
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Prix : 14,99 $ US | Prix : 14,99 $ US | ||
- | Aperçu : « Et si nos souvenirs étaient au centre d’une conspiration ? | + | Aperçu : « Et si nos souvenirs étaient au centre d’une conspiration ? |
- | D’après Steam : | + | D’après Steam : |
**Okay, let me level with you, it’s hangman pudding with another sauce. There, I said it. There is no “new breed”, it’s a guessing game. | **Okay, let me level with you, it’s hangman pudding with another sauce. There, I said it. There is no “new breed”, it’s a guessing game. | ||
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Bon, je vais être honnête : c’est le jeu du pendu à une autre sauce. Voilà, je l’ai dit. Il n’y a pas de « nouvelle race », il s’agit d’un jeu de devinettes. | Bon, je vais être honnête : c’est le jeu du pendu à une autre sauce. Voilà, je l’ai dit. Il n’y a pas de « nouvelle race », il s’agit d’un jeu de devinettes. | ||
- | Je déteste les jeu de devinettes, surtout quand vous n’avez aucune idée de ce qui est nécessaire. C’est pourquoi la plupart des jeux d’aventure en texte sont morts de leur mort horrible. Sans une légende qui vous indique que « creuser » est un mot valable vous ne pouvez pas le deviner | + | Je déteste les jeux de devinettes, surtout quand vous n’avez aucune idée de ce qui est nécessaire. C’est pourquoi la plupart des jeux d’aventure en texte sont morts de leur mort horrible. Sans une légende qui vous indique que « creuser » est un mot valable, vous ne pouvez pas le deviner |
**The game is a pixel-based adventure game, trying to cash in on the Cyberpunk theme that is all the rage at the moment. There are no cut scenes, the start of the game sort of tells the story as you go along. Falling into the house with the door, so-to-speak. The story makes no sense either. The NPC “copyist” can read your memories and copy them, but once copied, no-one can read them... What? Yes, it is likened to Cryogenics. One day someone will be able to revive you. Here, one day, someone will be able to read the copies that he makes. So if they can’t be verified, who knows if it is not just complete rubbish? Oh, and I forgot to tell you.... It is supposedly illegal, yup, for something that cannot be verified and people want copies that nobody can read. Snake oil salesman much?** | **The game is a pixel-based adventure game, trying to cash in on the Cyberpunk theme that is all the rage at the moment. There are no cut scenes, the start of the game sort of tells the story as you go along. Falling into the house with the door, so-to-speak. The story makes no sense either. The NPC “copyist” can read your memories and copy them, but once copied, no-one can read them... What? Yes, it is likened to Cryogenics. One day someone will be able to revive you. Here, one day, someone will be able to read the copies that he makes. So if they can’t be verified, who knows if it is not just complete rubbish? Oh, and I forgot to tell you.... It is supposedly illegal, yup, for something that cannot be verified and people want copies that nobody can read. Snake oil salesman much?** | ||
- | Basé sur des pixels, le jeu est un jeu d’aventure qui essaie de tirer profit du thème cyberpunk qui est actuellement très à la mode. Il n’y a pas de cinématiques ; en quelque sorte, le début du jeu raconte l’histoire pendant que vous progressez. Autrement dit, vous tombez dans la maison en même temps que la porte. L’histoire n’est pas logique non plus. Le « copist » | + | Basé sur des pixels, le jeu est un jeu d’aventure qui essaie de tirer profit du thème cyberpunk qui est actuellement très à la mode. Il n’y a pas de cinématiques ; en quelque sorte, le début du jeu raconte l’histoire pendant que vous progressez. Autrement dit, vous tombez dans la maison en même temps que la porte. L’histoire n’est pas logique non plus. Le « copiste » |
**Now the part where you guess words... Like hangman where you guess letters to progress, here you progress to the next node when you do. I don’t know if you can fail here, but I got super bored and gave up. Don’t disrespect your gamer’s time. People don’t feel cheated when something is difficult, if it still makes sense and respects their efforts. ** | **Now the part where you guess words... Like hangman where you guess letters to progress, here you progress to the next node when you do. I don’t know if you can fail here, but I got super bored and gave up. Don’t disrespect your gamer’s time. People don’t feel cheated when something is difficult, if it still makes sense and respects their efforts. ** | ||
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**The OST that shipped with the game is a very jazzy, swingy, experimental type that brings up images of seedy, smoke-filled rooms in the back alleys of Paris. Though the tracks are not bad, they just do not fit the game. There is one track called “neutral synth” that is just one long “aaaaaah” at different pitches, at different times in the “tune”. Depending on your taste in music, your mileage may vary. The SFX gets nasty really quickly when you have that Nintendo buzz, buzzing as words are printed onscreen while you are trying to read. Most people read with an internal monologue, so the “brrrr” can be really annoying. Luckily there is none of that in the “guess the word to connect the dots” screen. ** | **The OST that shipped with the game is a very jazzy, swingy, experimental type that brings up images of seedy, smoke-filled rooms in the back alleys of Paris. Though the tracks are not bad, they just do not fit the game. There is one track called “neutral synth” that is just one long “aaaaaah” at different pitches, at different times in the “tune”. Depending on your taste in music, your mileage may vary. The SFX gets nasty really quickly when you have that Nintendo buzz, buzzing as words are printed onscreen while you are trying to read. Most people read with an internal monologue, so the “brrrr” can be really annoying. Luckily there is none of that in the “guess the word to connect the dots” screen. ** | ||
- | La bande son livrée avec le jeu est du type jazz, swing et expérimental qui évoque des images de pièces enfumées et minables dans des ruelles parisiennes. Bien que les pistes ne soient pas mauvaises, le problème est qu’elles ne s' | + | La bande son livrée avec le jeu est du type jazz, swing et expérimental qui évoque des images de pièces enfumées et minables dans des ruelles parisiennes. Bien que les pistes ne soient pas mauvaises, le problème est qu’elles ne s' |
**Speaking of this part, sometimes you can type in the word after the next one and you will be connected straight to it, and sometimes not. I will be darned if I know why I can’t go from “danger” to “heat”, but in the very next part I can go from “heat” to “sink”, skipping the words in-between. Thereafter there are no branches, you need to get “noise” and “vacuum” or be stuck in word-guessing hell forever. This does not even get you to your goal, but reminds the NPC that he has a broken vacuum and you need to type “exit”. What a way to alienate your players. Then the cat is gone, so whose memory did you just access? (Spoiler, the NPC tells you he didn’t make a copy of the cat’s memory.) Continuity just feels broken, and if you want me to suspend my beliefs and just go with it, you better make it interesting. ** | **Speaking of this part, sometimes you can type in the word after the next one and you will be connected straight to it, and sometimes not. I will be darned if I know why I can’t go from “danger” to “heat”, but in the very next part I can go from “heat” to “sink”, skipping the words in-between. Thereafter there are no branches, you need to get “noise” and “vacuum” or be stuck in word-guessing hell forever. This does not even get you to your goal, but reminds the NPC that he has a broken vacuum and you need to type “exit”. What a way to alienate your players. Then the cat is gone, so whose memory did you just access? (Spoiler, the NPC tells you he didn’t make a copy of the cat’s memory.) Continuity just feels broken, and if you want me to suspend my beliefs and just go with it, you better make it interesting. ** | ||
- | À propos de cette partie-là, parfois, vous pouvez | + | À propos de cette partie-là, parfois, vous pouvez |
**I know there are other parts in the game, but 45 minutes into the game and you are still in the same room, doing more of the same. At this point, I really could not be bothered any more. I was promised a thriller – with my memories at the centre of a conspiracy! Bring on Total Recall! Bring on Arnie! Bring on ‘we can remember it for you’, wholesale! Meh, this lot cannot even remember breakfast at inflated prices. I want to feel like Douglas Quad, not granny Altzheimers! This is where I leave you dear reader, you can make your own mind up, but there are other things that are more fun, like picking navel lint. | **I know there are other parts in the game, but 45 minutes into the game and you are still in the same room, doing more of the same. At this point, I really could not be bothered any more. I was promised a thriller – with my memories at the centre of a conspiracy! Bring on Total Recall! Bring on Arnie! Bring on ‘we can remember it for you’, wholesale! Meh, this lot cannot even remember breakfast at inflated prices. I want to feel like Douglas Quad, not granny Altzheimers! This is where I leave you dear reader, you can make your own mind up, but there are other things that are more fun, like picking navel lint. | ||
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If you are a fan of bad text-based adventures, hangman, and a lot of reading with a buzzing sound, you will be in for a treat; otherwise I would advise you to move along to greener pastures.** | If you are a fan of bad text-based adventures, hangman, and a lot of reading with a buzzing sound, you will be in for a treat; otherwise I would advise you to move along to greener pastures.** | ||
- | Je sais que le jeu a d’autres parties, mais après 45 minutes du jeu, vous vous trouvez toujours dans la même pièce en train de faire les mêmes choses. À ce stade, je me rendais | + | Je sais que le jeu a d’autres parties, mais après 45 minutes du jeu, vous vous trouvez toujours dans la même pièce en train de faire les mêmes choses. À ce stade, je me suis rendu compte que j’avais vraiment mieux à faire. On m’avait promis un thriller, avec mes souvenirs au centre d’une conspiration ! Faites entrer Total Recall ! Faites entrer Arnie ! Faites entrer « We Can Remember it for You Wholesale » de Philip K. Dick ! Beh, ces gens ne peuvent même pas se souvenir du petit déjeuner qui coûtait bien trop cher. Je veux avoir l’impression d’être Douglas Quad, pas Granny Altzheimers ! C’est ici que je vous laisse, cher lecteur. Vous pouvez décider |
Si vous aimez les mauvaises aventures basées sur du texte, le pendu, et beaucoup lire avec beaucoup de brrr, vous serez gâté. Sinon, je vous conseille de trouver de plus verts pâturages. | Si vous aimez les mauvaises aventures basées sur du texte, le pendu, et beaucoup lire avec beaucoup de brrr, vous serez gâté. Sinon, je vous conseille de trouver de plus verts pâturages. | ||
issue172/jeux_ubuntu.1630312050.txt.gz · Dernière modification : 2021/08/30 10:27 de auntiee